had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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