What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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