frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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