Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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