I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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