You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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