Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
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She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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