she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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