"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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