im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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