Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
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Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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