windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
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I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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