Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home