I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
handjob tips. give me some.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now