I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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