Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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