I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life