It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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