and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize