i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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