i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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