Whod you bang
are you still at the devil's house?
I just cut my nipple shaving
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.