Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
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