member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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