Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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