Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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