Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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