wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
The beer is more important than you right now.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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