i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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