just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
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Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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