Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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