every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm