ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
This baby is an asshole
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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