Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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