you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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