Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
How does it feel to date your dad?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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