are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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