She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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