Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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