I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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