I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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