Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Randomize
