Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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