i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I have feelings that need drinking.
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YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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