you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Do vagina's smell?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird