Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l