that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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