UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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