My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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