The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Come see our sink grown plant.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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