is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
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