The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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